Cranky Pant
Cranky Pant

Cranky Pant

Regular price $209.99 $146.99 Sale

Ever been just a total crab dick to someone? It happens, especially if you haven’t eaten enough food lately, your inner hangry is on full snap mode, and your pants are too tight. Our recommendation? Get some food in you, put on your trim-yet-unrestrictive Cranky Pants, apologize, and then get back to Staying Wild with your buddy. Prevent future outbreaks of crabbiness? Pack snacks in your Cranky Pants, and keep your crab dick on airplane mode.

  • 15K mm waterproofing
  • 10K g/m2 breathability
  • Fully seam taped
  • Slim Straight Fit
  • Rip Stopper™ reinforced kick patch at heels
  • Zippered Swag Vents™ at lower leg
  • Glacier Series trims package
  • Rugged Chino canvas
  • 2 zippered front pant pockets
  • 2 zippered back pant pockets
  • Adjustable leg gaiters with lace hooks
  • Elastic waistband adjustment
  • Mesh lined inner leg vents
  • YKK zippers throughout